Shhh... I was never here.
Beyond the Sleep Official Opening
Ah! Speaking of butterflies, June and July Rojas, our unofficial wildlife experts, would like to tell all of you to NOT touch the butterflies. They may look pretty and peaceful, but DO NOT touch them. They are extremely sassy creatures that will most likely leave you nursing some sick burns. Also, the big one with the clear blue wings is especially dangerous. If you encounter him, I mean it, do NOT touch it. Do not speak to it. Do not take your chances. Riley Moudravis has confirmed she will not be treating any third degree burns caused by touching butterflies in a statement she released earlier today. “I’ve been getting way too many people walking in with butterfly shaped burns and honestly we’re running out of ice, and I don’t know if you all noticed but it is HOT outside. We need ice for the break room. I WILL NOT be passing out because you idiots used up all my goddammed ice,” she said, getting awfully close to Ghira as she collected this information.
Is this an actual thing from the podcast because if it is then this is adorable!!
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